Law School Is About Increases

I have learned that everything increases at law school. I have selected some of the more entertaining and informative ones in my opinion.

1) At law school, your WEIGHT increases
2)At law school, your STRESS increases
3)At law school, your SEX DRIVE increases
4)At law school, your DESIRE TO FOCUS ON YOUR HOBBIES increases
5)At law school, your ABILITY TO OVER COME CHALLENGES increases
6)At law school, your TOLERANCE increases

If I think of more that I can add here, I will. Hope all is well with everyone out there in non-law school land. And appreciate where you are.